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Title: Twat

Author:

spangelkitty

Fandom: QaF

Pairing: B/J

Rating: PG-13 for naughty language

Summary: Brian gets some disturbing news from Justin. Sequel to Super Sperm.

Genre: Crack! Humor 

Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, but I wouldn’t mind if I did.

Warnings: MPREG

Brian blinked repeatedly as he stared down at the piece of paper Justin had handed him. Without much effort, he managed to find the half-empty bottle of Beam that he and Justin share the night that—Christ The Night That He……Jesus Christ….just FUCK!
Pinching the bridge of his nose he tries to clear his aching head. He quickly takes a swing of his suddenly not strong enough drink, almost drowning it all in one go. He looked back down at the paper, Justin’s lab work, and cursed. The words hadn’t changed. He knocked up Sunshine!
It was the own goddam twink’s fault. Always waving that luscious bubble butt at him, pouting like the little boy he supposedly wasn’t, when he didn’t take the bait. Not that he had the urge to resist him often. It was just a matter of principle. He wasn’t gonna let Kid know how much he affects him. The little Twat was bad enough already; he didn’t need to make it worse. Sonny boy always did think he was special and now he had proof, just fucking great. He had a feeling that the Twerp was never gonna fucking let him live THIS down.
Leave it to Justin-Fucking-Taylor out of all of gay Pittsburg to be the one that HE impregnates. Figures.      

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Title: Super Sperm

Author:

spangelkitty

Fandom: QaF

Pairing: B/J

Rating: PG-13 for naughty language

Summary: Justin gets some disturbing news from his Doctor

Genre: Crack! Humor  

Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, but I wouldn’t mind if I did.

Warnings: M-PREG

 
Justin was nervous; he had no idea what he was going to tell Brian. Heck he couldn’t believe the news himself. God He was pregnant…PREGNAT—HIM! JUSTIN!

How the hell was that even possible. Last time he checked he had a dick, and dicks didn’t have babies they only made them. Leave it to Brian-Fucking-Kinney and his apparently super sperm to accomplish the impossible, impregnate an atomically correct male. Figures.

 

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Title: Chocolate Makes the World Go Round

Author: spangelkitty

Beta: nnnr_of_tctf

Fandom: QaF

Pairing: Brian/Justin

Rating: PG-13 for naughty language & kisses

Summary: Justin really likes his chocolate.

Warnings: Mpreg, & hormonal craziness

Disclaimer: The boys don’t belong to me. They are however on my Christmas list. *bats eyes at CowLip & Showtime.* 

Dedication: For my cousin, who I have benevolently named,nnnr_of_tctf,
and her characters Danny and Dallas, who are so much like B&J, of course Emmett, “her” (Mine!) miniature schnauzer, and our crazy chocolate obsession, one of many.

This looked intresting so I gave it a try. Swiped it from 

nyghtpet

vamptastica

Now I know why the “grown up” were always so annoyed at us.

Why am I just figuring this out you ask, good question. For the last 3, 4^th of July weeks, I spend it with my godmother and her daughter, my ‘heart sister’ and since they lived close to us, we didn’t have to be there until the 4^th , thus I had no idea, how exhausting it could be…and it not even over yet.

I don’t remember it being this hard when I was sixteen, but then again all I had to do then was to keep our room clean, share my stuff with my cousins, and keep the little ones entertain.

For the past few days my sister and I have been running around like headless chickens back and forth from store to store, trying to find everything we need for tonight. Then we had to find away to fit way too many people into way too little space and try to be comfortable. Yeah, we weren’t to lucky there, so while our cousins, aunts and uncles have stayed with us, comfortable hasn’t been in our vocabulary.

Right now I’m stuck with babysitting duty, until my brother and brother-in-law come back with the vans to take the rest off us to the park where we will have a barbeque, and wait until the firework show starts.

Then everybody is off to their respective homes. *signs with relief* I love my family, well most of them, but if I have to spend another day waiting almost an hour to use the restroom and wake up with feet in my face again, I'll scream. *smiles sheepishly*

Thanks friends for letting me unload before I had a scream attack. You guys are the best. Hopefully by tomorrow, everything will be back to normal and I won’t be to tired or busy to stay online longer.

…………I’m off to the park now boys and girls……..

Love and kisses spangelkitty